Chinaman calls a locksmith

Made using the Chinaman soundboard as www.realmofdarkness.net.

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25 Responses to Chinaman calls a locksmith

  1. MrEubtube January 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    The locksmith sounds like the Gieco gecko.

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  2. nomitata January 21, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    i am in thee jhail!

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  3. NOMcSame08 January 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    These British guys are so polite it is unbelievable. I guess they really are more civilized, or just sound more civilized.

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  4. To0t January 21, 2012 at 8:41 pm #

    locksmith seems like a pleasent guy

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  5. Edge123455 January 21, 2012 at 9:33 pm #

    Chinaman is a relentless mother fucker!

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  6. vtjakiela January 21, 2012 at 10:21 pm #

    lol the locksmith thinks he is locked out,

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  7. bojoben January 21, 2012 at 10:23 pm #

    @UsernameofBoang To get out of the yao

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  8. vigo894 January 21, 2012 at 10:42 pm #

    @DanteWhite= I think it’s a citizen of the small island nation of Octalia. It was between Africa and Madagascar. Sadly, it sank when a German submarine mistook it for a battleship and opened fire on it. Only 22 people survived.

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  9. mootle661 January 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm #

    @porsche187 actually we’re bastards YOU BASTARD!!!! aww I’m sorry, cuppa tea?

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  10. KoldShadow January 21, 2012 at 11:42 pm #

    @ShaolinViolin

    LMAO REAL TALK!

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  11. KoldShadow January 22, 2012 at 12:28 am #

    VERY funny . . . the Chinaman soundboard is very limited, but when “speaking” with the right person, it can definitely sound like a totally legit convo. BIG UPS!

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  12. nomadcowatbk January 22, 2012 at 1:14 am #

    @porsche187

    they’re not as friendly in subway stations, at least not those who answer the payphones in them

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  13. nomadcowatbk January 22, 2012 at 1:39 am #

    @porsche187

    have you heard my calls to payphones in London?

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  14. iMSoHigh420ritenow January 22, 2012 at 2:32 am #

    nice canadian guy.

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  15. eryo757 January 22, 2012 at 3:02 am #

    lol wen he says i m an octal! dat guy thinks he’s locked out! LMAO

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  16. Markok765 January 22, 2012 at 3:16 am #

    @DanteWhite doctor?

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  17. UsernameofBoang January 22, 2012 at 3:39 am #

    Yes I am! You need some help?

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  18. DanteWhite January 22, 2012 at 4:26 am #

    whats an octal???

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  19. UsernameofBoang January 22, 2012 at 4:37 am #

    Why you say mudafuck?! I call da dis da bolice?!

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  20. kinslayer037 January 22, 2012 at 5:17 am #

    lmao the police came 2 fuck chinaman in the jail

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  21. JayTG08 January 22, 2012 at 6:03 am #

    I think I must have called this guy again, because I called a locksmith sounding just like this guy, and after two chinaman lines, he didn’t say anything for half a minute then asked if I was bored yet. xD

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  22. ShaolinViolin January 22, 2012 at 6:33 am #

    this is gold. should have more views

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  23. nzgames January 22, 2012 at 7:23 am #

    I beg to differ. I have had a hilarious call to a london gym using chinaman. very racist response from the guy, hahaha

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  24. porsche187 January 22, 2012 at 7:23 am #

    british people too friendly….prank calls in Britain are NEVER FUNNY i’ve heard all of them on youtube

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  25. zeve14og January 22, 2012 at 7:45 am #

    nice you should use other soundboards on them

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